What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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penus

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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