When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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