- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

I said I hate niiggers

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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