Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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