There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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s e m e n

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gays

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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poo is yummy

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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