Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Loner.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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