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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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poop is very very yummy.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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My name is Harry.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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hipsters

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Joey mayer's face

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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