Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

thumb_up thumb_down +4

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Men's Sports

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Woman's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

thumb_up thumb_down +2

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops