- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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