There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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