What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Gorden Brown.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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