Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How old is victor? Old

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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