- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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