what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Black people

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Mike tyson

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

This sentence is false.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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