Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Twenty-Four

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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