A man walked into a bar Ouch.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Woman.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Niki Minaj's ass

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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