What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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