- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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