Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Mrs. Welsh

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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