- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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