Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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my whole life!

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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