What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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