- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

what time is it? 3:16

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

im not as random as you think I- Potato

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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