- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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