This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Anti Joke

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