What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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