- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

spongebob voice 25

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Dick spice

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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