Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Cleveland winning something

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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