Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

what do u call a black man a black man

Knock knock Come In.......

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Woman's rights.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

do you want to hear a joke?

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

knock knock come in

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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