- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

I can't see my forehead

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

I'm banging your sister.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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