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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Stop being a centipede

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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