your father died

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Anti Joke

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