Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

matty russel are you on here

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Knock, knock. *answers door*

a man walked into a bar ouch

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Anti Joke

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