What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Pain Olympics.

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wood cant chuck wood

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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