In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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