- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

How are you? Yes

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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