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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Make little things count Teach midgets math

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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