- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Gianni

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Michael Brown

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

bitches be crafty.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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