- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Two english guys meet at work

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