- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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