An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Thanks

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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