- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Women's rights.

Poop

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Chuck Norris died.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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