all these jokes suck ass

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hi to the world fromthe world

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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s e m e n

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Which is longer? A rope...

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Iggy Azalea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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