Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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