What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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