When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Smart Blondes

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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where are you?

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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