A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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7

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Obama

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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