- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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