- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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