Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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